In these parts you would immediately be dismissed for depravity for sporting such inappropriate headwear, and taken to a place against your will for therapy.
You carrying all your kit with you mate and rough camping or are you walking from town to town and traveling home after your walk?
loving the Kelly kettle, but isn't it a bit bulky for carrying?
None of them are a "full scone" though.
Only those from the secret subculture of arboriculture. These people are more secretive and sinister than herbiculturists. A word until recently, not known.