Roger the Dodger

Leek.

Beer.

Jeep.

Meistersinger?

Sad news, indeed. I seem to remember that Cammy himself is/was a policeman.

Quite a clever idea, but are your bulldog clips stainless steel? The flaw in your otherwise excellent top tip is that rust may form on the standard clip due to condensation, giving rise to an unpleasant and frankly disturbing orange/brown effluent that could drip down the tube and contaminate anything directly below. Some coverings of food grade cling film may be indicated here.

Ahh...very clever, Q...playing an outsplicer like that has got me completely flumoxed. I may need to sit this round out while I gather my thoughts.

Heap.

Leaf

A diver?

Vial.

Reel.

Beef.

Deer.