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Voici le fromage: (red) Leicester Square.

Off to the City: Banque.

No, I think that's good. Holland Park.

Like a French lady's underarms... Bushey.

Good shot, sir! Swiss Cottage.

Cheddar crudités & small chunk Branson - from the jar.

Zut alors! D'Alston Junction

Congratulations! Well spotted!

Ooh la la. C'est Le Gare du Nord.

You're OK - linear moves are allowed under Parslow's. Just watch out for the excess torsion on any rotational plays. Tower GATEWAY

They are indeed, as are the ones in the bathroom for securing the toothpaste tube and weighting the free end of the lavatory roll.

He hasn't said, but says its Legal... Bowling green, Chiswick. Little stream called 'The Thames' trickles past to the South but don't drink the water.

The bulldog clip method of securing the rolled end of the tube makes an excellent budget alternative. By fashioning a small hook out of a paperclip, this enables the tightly rolled tube (or tubes, if ... you ... are that kind of person) to be neatly 'filed' in a hanging fashion under a wire rack in the refrigerator, saving a small amount of over shelf space.

Not 100% during Parslow's Parallel unless they are a yellow, Paddington, Victoria, Blackfriars, Cannon Street, Liverpool Street and Kings X can all be wild. Euston therefore is not wild, but thankfully you chose Euston Square, which is. Deptford Bridge.

Morning Rog - yes, a good reminder for everyone. Rule 8 applies whenever the variant you are playing involves yellow, green, brown and/or either of the blues, sometimes known colloquially as the 'New Electrics' rule. This is in contrast to Rule 4 that applies to variants involving red, black and green, also known as the 'Old Electrics' rule. Gospel Oak was an exceptionally risky play but I fancied we might push the envelope a little. Finchley Central.