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Posts posted by Nigelp

  1. 16 minutes ago, mcb2007 said:

    The next one doh ! Lol

    Oh jesus i think between us we have fvcked cw

    32 minutes ago, BondandBigM said:

    I will be at a bit of a lose end shortly so I can start on Monday 



    Let’s be honest CW are the watch worlds DFS, permanent sales, nobody in their right mind would buy one at full price 


    :laughing2dw: :laughing2dw:




    You can turn up mate but the government says i only need to pay my lawyers 94 quid a week for the foreseeable. 

  2. 10 minutes ago, mcb2007 said:

    Nah shove that Merc . I'm nearly out of Mandela ,crate of that will do instead.


    Blimey rob! Hard bargain how about an SL320 edition and a bottle of cider. I need my proper beer. 

    I gave 20k stupidly for the sl...best i can get is a bloke with a dodgy mot and battery charger. 

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  3. 1 minute ago, mcb2007 said:

    Well I've git a Rapide Cosc for sale when the sales section is back up and running , you can have it for two bags of pasta, 24 bog rolls and some bacteria wipes and a decent bottle of single malt.

    Deal you swine you know ive always wanted that cw...you know my weaknesses. 

    ....you swine. You. :rolleyes:

    I will throw in a set of keys to a merc. No one wants them. 

  4. 23 hours ago, mcb2007 said:

    Don't listen to him they are well made quality watches , punch well above their weight . A few on here have a more knowledge than I do on the workings and seem quite happy with them . I  have 5 and was trying to sell the Cosc Quartz I have. The tridents are fantastic quality if  you look past the controversial logo placement .


    Just in case me and bond have mudded the waters. I have to say this is a fair and reasonable defence. They are ok....but 

  5. 8 minutes ago, mcb2007 said:

    Leave Jon alone you bully( he's a good guy )  and I will consider the offer , then again he will decimate you if I give him the nod.

    Im decimated 

    What do i know?

    9 minutes ago, bridgeman said:

    All this blether because the sales section shut???:laugh:

    No its all to do with dicks and their watches. 

    21 minutes ago, PC-Magician said:

    As I Said.

    It really is the end.


    Nice edit...yes pardon the pun but cw may now merge with parnis given the economic future of two similar brands....may it be a match made in heaven. 

    A male and female inter " lockquitor'

  6. 1 minute ago, mcb2007 said:

    I knew that daft lad, you upset anyone I think they are all used to you now . :laugh:

    Do you want to be a partner we me and bond then mate. I think you are already with us up to ya kneck :laugh:


    1 minute ago, PC-Magician said:

    As I Said.

    You can be in the too over priced eh. 

  7. 17 minutes ago, mcb2007 said:

    I’m still here so f all happened to me . As regards to the eruption of the huge member im not guilty of anything. 
    if the head has gone it’s held too tightly , gladiators ready .

    I knew you would read it like. That i didnt mean you along with the others you daft lump. I meant what do you think. And like me you thing jonny has burst his rubber so all good. Im trying my best rob. To avoid upsetting anyone. 

    3 minutes ago, BondandBigM said:

    When was the last time Rolex had a half price sale ???

    Tells everything you need to know really 


    :laughing2dw: :laughing2dw:


    Thank you in a nutshell bond proves himself a brilliant prosecutor and shows cw are not that good. Thank you mrb fancy being a partner at nigel p 

    You will be a good civil prosecutor in matters of yhe heart like women marriage and dicks. 

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  8. 4 minutes ago, PC-Magician said:

    At the end of the day CW put a lot of so called higher end Watches to shame and that's what really hurts.

    The End.

    Now on to something completley different.

    Well john you know more about watches than me so i will bow to your superior knowledge. But going back to the subject of real dicks do we know what happened to @JonnyOldBoy. @BondandBigM @mcb2007 etc have you any knowledge in the expiration or erruption via social media of this real dick? 

    It seems to have lost its head. 

  9. Just now, PC-Magician said:


    Thank you

    22 hours ago, Nigelp said:

    i wouldnt bother get a proper watch @mcb2007 will tell you a load of crap get a seiko or rolex and be done with it 

    Robs been trying to flog his on here for ages, its harder than pimping an ugly bird. 

    Im quoting myself because ive had more laughs out of this one than the mention of handling dicks. I didnt mean it charles ward are nice well made watches. It was a joke. As you were. Sorry. Even if rob cant flog his. 

    Ps wait fot the bogoff offers. 

    I mean bogof

    And im not on about jimmy its alive saville am i @mcb2007 well i might be. :laugh:

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  10. 3 hours ago, PC-Magician said:

    Whose was it.:laugh:

    I was joking theyre ok. Im sure youve had hold of a real dick yourself too. 

    21 minutes ago, mcb2007 said:

    Do you blame me anyone would . I don't want any of that shake ,rattle n roll. Thank you very mooch :angry:

    Its like tapping the drops of fuel off into a jensen sp

    Waste not want not at 10 mpg or 50 plus

  11. 20 hours ago, BlueKnight said:

    Trying to get my girlish figure back on track on the stationary trainer. I'll wait until we have a few days of rain to clear the roads of salt dust before I venture out with either bikes. 

    You know the drill: One hour cleaning time for every minute on the road....:rolleyes:




    What size is the beemer. I was talking to a bloke the other day with this red bimmer in his garage and the tank was as wide as an isetta. It was a sports tourer job a 1000cc. Id be scared of falling off i will stick to my bimmer. 

  12. 8 hours ago, mach 0.0013137 said:

    Hiya, I hope you are all well :thumbsup:


    My first pair....

    TIMEX, #24 movement, circa 1970s?



    SERVICES (Red Star) SWISS MADE, ETA cal.2782 25 Jewels, circa early 1970s





    Probably 70s...theres a way of dating a timex i will find it for you. https://watchesyoucanafford.com/the-unofficial-guide-to-vintage-timex-watches/. From when i had the 'scullery maid' which packed up and i got a refund off del. 

    16 minutes ago, JoT said:

    Giving the Speedmaster a run



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  13. Just now, Rotundus said:

    after getting somewhat 'close to the bone' one does indeed have enough bogroll for the foreseeable ...

    remain calm young man all will be well.

    the human spirit is something of a twat to overcome when given the right challenge.

    could be worse, I made it out of the 70's - this **** aint got nothing on that !

    Im a 1972:biggrin:

  14. 12 minutes ago, Rotundus said:

    It could be worse ! 

    the trick to difficult times might be doing something that makes them better :thumbsup:

    I can only do my best

    3 minutes ago, Stan said:

    Anglo Saxon and proud! We didn't take over Wales, Scotland or Ireland, we were subjugated by the Normans after the rebellion of 1069.

    It sounds like old Nige is planished.




    Plenished stan. 

  15. Just now, Rotundus said:

    because its a shamrock ya daft saxon twat !

    the bus in the Badlands is getting folks killed so please dont publicise that either - the locals are planning on destroying it soon to stop idiot Instagram tourists dying !

    other than that how the **** are ya mate ?


    Im fine same as always. 

    It is a wondeful world isnt it. 

  16. Ive done my own it wasnt hard its not bad. And i saw a judge who had done his and now wont take his wig off. Fortunately he specialises in medical negilgence. So is likely to get scallped. 

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