WRENCH

That's a relief, I thought your Services was running fast, or you'd taken a turn.

Monday afternoon, dining at McDonald's. Nasty.

Test all radiators that shake. Water.

Mouldy old lemons are rotten. Mould.

Some men enjoy licking lollies. Sweet.

This lot got a shock when some old guy wanted to sing with a cover band at their wedding in Bishopton.

Snow warning in North East. Froze.

Jumping and prancing are nonsense. Wacky.

Story telling is not good. Liars.

Soiled knickers in deviants sideboard. Fresh.

Noxious odour in science experiment. Stink.

No they weren't. Never liked any of that stuff, but my mates went to see them in Dundee when Bohemiam Rhapsody was on the go, and the high notes were unobtainable. Some say this guy is better, but I'm not going to risk finding out. I understood it was a bad 5 on its side.