If it makes you feel any better, despite having the 50 posts, I still don’t have access to the classifieds. Are the classifieds that good here that they are so bravely defended? You guys must be giving things away for free!
It was a joke. The only rookie error was assuming that you guys had a sense of humour.
Man, I am starting to feel really bad about what I’ve done here. I think I will join a Mongolian basketweaving forum instead; my lack of interest in the subject should guarantee a more socially acceptable post count.
But first... what do I get for 100 posts?