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Ruin a song by changing the title

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Change the words of a song title, utterly ruining it forever as that is all you will hear next time and forever

For example, Glenn Campbell's big hit Nine Stone Cowboy, or ABBA's Chicken Tikka

Do not put the real song title, if it is good enough we should be able to work it out

go!

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Ok, i'll try. These will be awful. 

 

-Mr booze spy

-Highway to smell

- Socks off 

-Shard of glass

- Pet lance

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2 hours ago, scottswatches said:

Desmond Decker - My ears are alight

The old ones are the best. :laugh:

We are the Champignons

Nine, Seals, Delivered (I'm yours)

Addicted to Hove

Like a Sturgeon

Pie of the Tiger

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Tom Jones...The Great, Green Arse of Joan.

Topol...If I Were a Bitch, Man.

Bing Crosby...I'm Dreaming Of a $hite Christmas.

Floyd...Another Prick In The Wall.

Bonnie Tyler... Total Eclipse Of The Fart.

Celine Dion...My Fart Will Go On.

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Courtesy of several years in a classic rock covers band...

Smirk on the Waiter

I Can See Your Piles

Knights in White Satin

Sisters Are Brewing It for Their Elves.

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Chris de Burgh...Lady In Bed.

Aerosmith...I Don't Want To Kiss Your Thing.

Beatles...She Loves Poo.

Shaky...This Old Mouse.

Beatles...I Wanna Hold Your Gland.

The Police...Every Little Thing She Does Is Tragic.

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Ar$eache Hotel. Elvis.

last Train to Fartsville. The Monkeys.

Folsom Prison Polka. Johnny Cash.

Papa's Got a Brand New Rucksack. James Brown.

Three Turds in the Fountain. Frank Sinatra.

Suspicious Smell. Elvis.

 

 

Hull Girls. Beach Boys.

Bognor Caravan. The Doors.

Going to Hull. Led Zeppelin.

Christmas in Middlesbrough. Run DMC.

No Sleep to Merthyr Tydfil. Beastie Boys.

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Kenny Rogers...You Picked A Fine Time To Leave Me, Loose Eel.

Eric Clapton...Beers In Heaven.

Gerry/Pacemakers...You'll Never Walk A Bone.

Elkie Brooks...Pearl's A Minger.

Johnny Nash...I Can See Keeley Now Lorraine Has Gone.

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Beast of Bodmin. Rolling Stones.

Shed on Fire. Kings of Leon.

Night Diarrhoea. Bee Gees.

Theresa May. Rod Stewart.

Don't Let the Nun go Down on Me. Elton John.

I Want to Break Wind. Queen.

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Beatles...Gay Stripper.

Gotye...Someone That I Used To Blow.

Nirvana...Smells like Sweaty Teen Armpits.

Beatles...Yellow Margarine.

The Who...My Constipation.

 

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Wilson Picket. Morris 1000 Sally.

Prince. Little red Ford Anglia.

Spice Girls. Vauxhall Forever.

The Clash. Brand New Nissan Micra.

Janis Joplin. Skoda Estelle.

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Any title that has 'heart' in it is just asking to be changed....:laugh:

 

Yes...Owner Of a Lonely Fart.

Tom Petty/Heartbreakers...Listen To Her Fart.

Juice Newton...Queen of Farts.

Sting...Smell Of My Fart.

Taylor Dane...Smell it now, My Fart.

Olivia N-John...Fart Attack.

Stones...Farts For Sale.

Rob Thomas...This Is How a Fart Breaks.

 

Pretty sure there's plenty more.....

1 hour ago, WRENCH said:

Wilson Picket. Morris 1000 Sally.

 

or   Must Hang Sally.

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Bay City Rollers. Keep on W#nking

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Wierd Al Yankovic has already done plenty. Some great parodys there. Pretty fly (for a rabbi) and Amish Paradise are two of my favourites

 

Billy Ray Cirus - Achey Breaky Fart

The Darkness - Love on the c*cks (with no lice)

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2 hours ago, al_kaholik said:

Love on the c*cks (with no lice)

Well done, you've also ruined "Sitting on the Dock of the Bay". I'll leave you to make the substitution. :laugh:

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