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HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR!


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13 hours ago, Sulie said:

Good idea.. mad rushing around .. work 

lots to do so yes happy Christmas all

hope things are better than last year for us all .. stay safe and sorry about the below.. made me chuckle  :biggrin:

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I've only ever (in a very long time indeed) found one joke in a cracker which truly amused me  --  but it is IMHO a gem. . . . . . .

 

 

Q. What are Santa's little helpers called?

A. Subordinate Clauses.

 

 

I'll get my coat  :wicked:

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Day six of covid  --  so, not feeling on top form, but above all bored to tears. It is taking a little while for the festive spirit to kick in fully.

 

Bah, humbug!

 

But it certainly helps to wish all fellow forum members a joyous and restful Christmas  --  and definitely a happy and healthy new year.

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44 minutes ago, yokel said:

I've only ever (in a very long time indeed) found one joke in a cracker which truly amused me  --  but it is IMHO a gem. . . . . . .

 

 

Q. What are Santa's little helpers called?

A. Subordinate Clauses.

 

 

I'll get my coat  :wicked:

.

 

.

 

.

 

.

 

.

 

Day six of covid  --  so, not feeling on top form, but above all bored to tears. It is taking a little while for the festive spirit to kick in fully.

 

Bah, humbug!

 

But it certainly helps to wish all fellow forum members a joyous and restful Christmas  --  and definitely a happy and healthy new year.

Get well soon .. more cracker jokes to laugh at ?!

What do you call an old snowman? 

Water

 

What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?

A stick.

Why was the turkey in the pop group?

Because he was the only one with drumsticks!

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

Tinselitis!

Sorry some more bad ones that just get you in the spirit lol or not 

What says Oh Oh Oh?
Santa walking backwards!

What do elves learn at school?
The Elfabet!

Why can’t Christmas trees knit?
Because they always drop their needles!

What’s green, covered in tinsel and goes ribbet ribbet?
Mistle-toad!

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More rubbish jokes lol
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May each and everyone of you have a Christmas as awesome as a 6 year old, young enough to believe the magic but old enough to understand and appreciate the wonder of the season.

Looking forward to see (through green eyes) what watches people receive from Santa's sack.

 

 

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